If you’re not familiar with Kim Davis, (1) who are you? and (2) The Onion‘s got you covered:
Christian Denomination: Apoplectic
Occupation: Still weighing offers from every conservative news outlet and political group
Work Style: Unconstitutional
Primary Goal: Protect sanctity of traditional homophobia
Commitment To Loving Her Neighbor: Court-ordered
Plenty more where that came from on their site.
For Certain Christians, Lying for Jesus is Justified in the Abortion Wars